Rainy Day Activities

Since the past 2 weeks have been nothing but rainy and overcast, I compiled a list of activities to keep myself occupied:
1. Provide your own overdubbing to movies on AMC. Think Couching Tiger Hidden Dragon but you control what the ninja's say to each other
2. Counting the ways in which people that don't live in whatever state you live in aren't as good as people who do
3. Watch the history channel and count how many shows in a day of broadcasting mention WW2. (they all do)
4. Play hide and go seek but only use a single story of you house
5. Create your own board game but it must have a ridiculous name and set of rules. My game is called Benwalk Empire. It's always fun because I always win even when I lose cause my name is in the name of the game. WINNING
6. Start small fires intermittently around your house and see how long it takes for someone else to put it out.  But please, be responsible and keep a beer close by
7. PLAY WITH LEGOS
8. Rewire all the electric fuseboxes in your house and see what happens. It can only turn out awesome
9. Watch CNN and try an predict which Middle Eastern will have a unsuccessful, successful, and successful-but-nothing-changes revolutions next
10. Make a slingshot and shoot fruit at passing cars